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if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him

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social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a champion

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I am so glad this came up on my dash again. I missed this.

It’s back! Must reblog every time!

Reblog reblog re-effing-blog.

“I AM NOT GAY”

WHAT IS HAPPENING

HELP

GPOY

GPOY

GPOY

GPOY

Only slightly different since I’m a girl

BUT FUCKING GPOY.

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- #Silliness Saturday
- #silly
- #funny
- #humor
- #comedy
- #video
- #awkward
- #socially awkward
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^This

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Every Goddamn Time

me: oh that was awkward and embarrassing, let's forget all about it
mind: lol no i'm going to replay it just when you feel good about yourself or bad about yourself or when you're bored and trying to fall asleep and whenever i want

I’m sitting at my computer in nothing but my Union Jack boxers. The plumber pounds on the door. He’s there to fix the leaky toilet pipe. He starts to unlock the door with his master key. Meanwhile, I make a mad dash to find clothes before he gets in.

I was somewhat successful. Rule Britannia. :)

- #Britain
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- #boxers
- #underwear
- #England
- #awkward
- #Rule Britannia
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Join the Death Eaters! First recruit will receive one (1) free awkward-ass hug from the Dark Lord Voldemort himself!

I think the real reason the Death Eaters started deserting later in this scene is because they were afraid Voldemort was going to hug them, not because Harry Potter came back to life. Quite frankly, they were probably expecting the latter to happen, seeing as Harry had been pwning Voldemort since BEFORE HARRY COULD TALK.

Think about it.

Plus: we all know Bellatrix stayed for the hug.

Am I right or am I right?

Every Goddamn Time

I’m sitting at my computer in nothing but my Union Jack boxers. The plumber pounds on the door. He’s there to fix the leaky toilet pipe. He starts to unlock the door with his master key. Meanwhile, I make a mad dash to find clothes before he gets in.

Join the Death Eaters! First recruit will receive one (1) free awkward-ass hug from the Dark Lord Voldemort himself!

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