italian dude and his puppy do yoga
i have to change my pants
I kind of forgot that not everyone speaks to their dog in english
You are sooooo welcome, followers! 0__________0
His second job will be at a pre-school.
As a student.
Four-year-old Bobby Tufts was re-elected “mayor” over the weekend in the tiny northern Minnesota community of Dorset. We say “mayor” because Dorset doesn’t really have a government. It doesn’t even have many people — “22 to 28, depending on whether the minister and his family are in town,” according to CBS Minnesota.
Even the most politically polarized Americans could get behind Tufts’ pro-ice cream agenda, The Fiscal Times reported.
“Chocolate. And vanilla. Strawberry. Cotton candy-kind. And rainbow sherbet,” the mayor said.
Tufts drew his own name out of the ballot box on Sunday, securing another year in government for the miniature politician.
(Photo courtesy of Brianna Ehley/The Fiscal Times)
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Street Faces by Aurélien Fontanet
When you laugh, the world laughs with you. Often times literally with creepy faces that appear to be built in to the surrounding sidewalks, walls, and devices. Quietly they watch, judging… contemplating some secret fate that is yet to befall you and fostering a perverse pleasure in not being able to warn you (they are inanimate objects after all, they can’t talk, you know. You’re probably just imagining things anyways).
Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
How I wish I grew up.
I second this. Also, wasn’t going to reblog at first, but then I saw that frog and I about died. This is so perfect. I want to re-do my childhood.