Facebook should have a “very single” option.
- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Source: vintagemuslima
true love. via
I’m sorry. My mother says I can’t date you because you were sorted into Slytherin on Pottermore.
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love him
in love with mindy.
Ah! I never had cable, but I remember this episode and this line gahhhh!!!
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File under “potential spirit animals.”
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