A Spanish raven gathers no más.
“Give it to me!” She yelled, “I’m so fucking wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
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i made more historical (political) figure valentines
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I’m crying
wow this is great
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fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland:
the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY
would you say you think about it periodically
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who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table
sir cumference
get out
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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